About me? Well let's get this party started. First off, I like to think of myself as being a smart and ambitious (All around awesome) guy, I dislike candy/chocolate and your mother is always the better alternative. Mars is my favorite planet, it's fucking awesome you panzy ass motherfucker. It's named after Mars, the badass Roman God of war, and he'll kick your ass. Hmm, what else could you possibly want to know about me?
And all my hopes and drea-- OH WAIT ALL OF THOSE HAVE FALLEN INTO AN INFINITE PIT OF FIERY SUFFERING AND DOOM THAT I LIKE TO CALL YOUR MOTHERS ANUS, EATER OF ASPIRATION. So basically, if your puny little brain hasn't exploded from my awesomeness already, I don't ever take anyone's shit. AKA NO BS. That's right motherfucker, with the all new ass-b-gone formula, all the douchebaggery, general asshats, and moronic fuckery opposing you virtually melts away!
Ugh.
Some of you may be thinking "What the buttfucking christ do you do for a living?", well I work at the Mars Radio handle down here in gay ol' Florida. I handle different radio signals from satellites, the military, and some of the space probes/rovers. No, it's not called the Mars Radio handle because we specialize in Mars.
Now if you're still unsatisfied and your stalker tendencies are still lurking around in the depths of your sick little head, you may also be wondering what I do in my spare time.
That's right motherfucker, I blow up orphanages. Some of you may think: "Oh no! Why on earth would you do that MarsMartianMan!?" Why? Because I hate children. Yeah, I was a child once, but like all children I was a fucking retard.
Fuck yeah I love rockets, I'm almost obsessed with them. This rocket here gives me a giant boner every time I see it, a goddamn mile high boner. I also like space and science, so I'm a smart dude when it comes to shit like that.
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